Macy’s garage makes silk purse into sow’s ear

Well OK, the old Bon Marche (now Macy’s) parking garage was never exactly a silk purse. But it was an example of a form of “moderne” architecture of which we in Seattle have precious few.

The structure’s spare, horizontal lines, curved corner, and exposed spiral ramp were simple, straightforward reflections of its principal function. The ground floor diner and flower shop were also a reminder of an earlier era of needed services that were often tucked into odd nooks of downtown buildings.

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But with the renovation, what we see resembles a suburban shopping mall – albeit in the “lifestyle center” mode. (Personally, I’ve never quite known what the heck that term is supposed to mean. Sounds like a word made-up by real estate brokers to aggrandize what is still a strip mall.)

Columbia Sportswear is clad in silly, knotty, horizontal wood siding that is obviously tacked on like faux wood paneling in a basement rec room. The overhanging “beams” are a waste of good steel, since they do nothing but stick out from the building and vaguely suggest they are doing something that is structural. The multiple video screens in the display windows effectively block views of the merchandise and merely add to the already frenetic atmosphere of the street in that location. This whole composition could sit nicely as a “storefront” within Alderwood Mall.

The white, translucent plastic sheeting that seems to have been stapled over portions of the façade looks cheap and flimsy. In places it is warped and buckled, adding to the paper-thin shallowness of this facelift gone awry.

But the most egregious aspect of this unfortunate morphing is the absence of a shelter for bus riders. Buildings elsewhere in downtown – even in the next block south — have recently been retrofitted with generous and elegant steel and glass canopies. These provide needed protection from the rain during inclement periods while admitting desired sunlight at other times. This project could have made a similar gesture to the streetscape. It seems as if the people involved deliberately thumbed their noses at the bus patrons who use that corner.

The supreme irony is that leaning rails were actually provided. But none of them are located where the buses actually stop. Talk about adding insult to injury.

It would be difficult to find an example of recent development in the commercial core that has been so socially rude and visually clumsy as this architectural remake. One can only hope that a future, more enlightened owner will strip it all away.

And, perhaps, give us a nice place to wait for the bus.

  • Roger P.

    Couldn’t agree more, Mark. The new facade reminds me of the aluminum panels that the industry sold to owners of old brick buildings back in the 1960′s to cover up much of the brickwork and make the building look “modern.” What goes around comes around, I guess. Sigh….

  • John F.

    I concur, Mark. We need more “call ‘em like you see ‘em” articles. I am not in the development biz and I have no insight into the city’s permitting requirements for a project like this, but it strikes me as odd that we seem to have such a heavy-handed “design review process” around here for new projects — and then something like this shows it face. What is the threshold (scope/price) for renovation work before it, too, comes under some sort of functional and aesthetic scrutinity?

  • Jim S.

    “It would be difficult to find an example of recent development in the commercial core that has been so socially rude and visually clumsy as this architectural remake.”

    Not that difficult, Mark. Have you seen the remake of the downtown Seattle post office, 3rd & Union? Talk about strip mall design, the poor building has been dragged from bad to worse with its new corrugated metal siding, the flimsy, backlit (stick-on?) signbox. Oh, the humanity! How did that get by the duck test? And then there’s the new high-rise condo on 4th, Escala, from the home despot catalog school of design. And we had to endure 18 months of sidewalk closure for that. Then there’s the new Four Seasons Hotel on Union: cold, dark, defensive from the street. Not a nice thing to walk by on First Avenue, not a nice thing to look at from across the city. Shame to end up with that edifice when they started with a clean slate (and a generous budget?). It shares its jumbled, design-by-committe attributes with a camel and the high-rise Cristalla Condo over on Second Avenue.

  • Ron Burgundy

    Have you waited for a bus at 3rd & Pine recently? Last time I was there an unmarked mini-van screeched to a halt as undercover police officers jumped out and arrested drug dealers in front of the McDonald’s across the street from the Columbia Sportswear. I am sure that is exactly what Columbia Sportswear and Mountain Hardwear are looking for in front of their stores. Drug dealing, loitering and (hopefully) police activity. One cannot reasonably argue with you about the architectural lipstick that was put on the pig of a parking structure. However, you clearly have never tried to operate a street front retail business in an urban setting. 3rd & Pine is can be frightening. Very frightening. Having a Metro hangout on that corner in front of your business is a sure fire route to a failed business.

  • dave

    Mark, I couldn’t disagree more. I can’t believe you’re actually defending that nasty old Bon garage! It was one of the worst eyesores in downtown! I would much rather they’d just demolished it, and yes, it would have been better if they’d added awnings for the bus stop (and they can always add those, as they’ve been doing elsewhere around town), but the remodel is a big success in my opinion. Yes, it looks like something you’d find at a mall. I’d still rather look at that than that crappy old rusty peeling-paint pile of concrete.

  • Grant

    I always thought the garage was an elegant building, with its rounded corners, exposed waffle slabs, and double spiral ramp, and preferred to park there to some dark, underground garage. It seemed to be well taken-care of (painted nicely, and railings in good condition), and it wasn’t pretending to be something it wasn’t. In my opinion, this facelift looks very cheap and the materials will probably look worn out within a few years.

    It’s either optimistic, daring, or insane to put wood siding down at street level where people are standing waiting for a bus!