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January 27, 2023
When visiting friends or family who have both houseplants and young children, I've been compared to “Aunt Bonnie” from the Geico commercial “Aunt Infestation.”
In it, a young couple who just moved into a new home complains of having pests — not ants but overbearing “aunts.” Like the one who declares the condiments in their refrigerator to be “Expired! Expired! Expired!,” I invariably invade room after room of my hosts' homes exclaiming, “Toxic! Toxic! Toxic!”
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